ghostam:

How relationships work:

I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

(Source: deadybearspicnic, via itrenore)








colfricans:

why have gender roles when you could have pizza rolls

(Source: mlissuh, via espeon)